Wednesday, April 22, 2009

eybrow.

shaving head this morning, hand slipped, shaved off most of left eyebrow. funny, i've been shaving my head for seven years and this danger has never crossed my mind.

let this be a lesson. if it's early morning and you're tired and you think "should i cut my hair today?" Don't.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Public Service Announcement *A Dream

Last night I had a dream about a public service announcement.

It was a television commercial where there were short clips of different people saying things like:

"What's it to me?"
"It doesn't affect my life"
"It's not my business"

at the end the screen went black and in simple white letters it said
"If your wife is a hit-woman it IS your business and it WILL affect your life. Don't just ignore the situation."

That was the end.