eybrow.

shaving head this morning, hand slipped, shaved off most of left eyebrow. funny, i've been shaving my head for seven years and this danger has never crossed my mind.

let this be a lesson. if it's early morning and you're tired and you think "should i cut my hair today?" Don't.

Public Service Announcement *A Dream

Last night I had a dream about a public service announcement.

It was a television commercial where there were short clips of different people saying things like:

"What's it to me?"
"It doesn't affect my life"
"It's not my business"

at the end the screen went black and in simple white letters it said
"If your wife is a hit-woman it IS your business and it WILL affect your life. Don't just ignore the situation."

That was the end.

meat plant.

I had a dream last night that there was something called a "meat plant." It was a large succulent that looked almost exactly like a giant piece of barbecued pork. It also tasted quite a lot like it. there was a whole bunch of it growing outside my window.

I Like This.

socks.

one cold day when i was a child, someone told me that clean socks were warmer than dirty socks.
does this mean that on a hot day dirty socks are cooler than clean socks?

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as a child i was confident i could tell the difference between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
in which the peanut butter and jam had been spread onto opposite sides of the bread and one where they had been spread onto the same side. you see it just doesn't taste as good if you spread them onto the same side.



VS

How do you do it?

Get Ready

The Thundercat Race inspired me to plan my own alleycat.
Get ready for:


Taipei's first epic alleycat. Come join us in March for the "Journey to the West" alleycat. SunYuKong, XuanZang, ZhuBaJie and ShaWuJing must travel from Changan, "The City of Perpetual Peace" to "Vulture Peak" to gather the "Three Collections of Buddhist Scripture" and bring them back to the homeland. All while traveling through deep gorges and tall mountains, all inhabited by flesh-eating demons.