moon trolley

water buffalo

2009-05-30T09:29:00.000-07:00

yesterday there was a water buffalo. that was good.

Wernicke's Aphasia

2009-05-28T09:07:00.000-07:00

Somehow today i remembered something which was covered only briefly but definitely included on the final test for my Linguistics 390 course: Wernicke's Aphasia.

This is a condition caused by damage to the Wernicke's Area of the cerebral cortex. Patients who suffer from this condition are able to speak fluently but will insert incorrect or nonexistent words into their sentences. The inclusion of these words varies from a few words here and there all the way to most of the sentence.

It's both sad and fascinating to hear people with this condition. To think that our wires can get crossed so simply and all of our language can turn into something nobody can understand.

Patients who recover from Wernicke’s aphasia report that, while aphasic, they found the speech of others to be unintelligible and, despite being cognizant of that fact that they were speaking, they could neither stop themselves nor understand their own words.

take a look

dream

2009-05-12T17:40:00.000-07:00

We had to design some kind of collage on the outside of a wine barrel in an art class. It was a

A long long long part of the dream was just designing the thing, it was pretty dull. But then we finished and were setting them up in the order we wanted them to be displayed. At first it was nice and calm and everyone behaved. But then people started moving each other’s work.

This is when I stood up in front of the class and said

“listen everyone! We need to put them all back in their original positions. If you want to move one, you need to ask the owner. If we start running around moving each other’s pieces we’re going to have a lot of broken (I paused, not sure what to call the things) a lot of broken… arts!

Suddenly I realized “BROKEN ARTS!” sounds a lot like “BROKEN HEARTS” and I couldn’t stop laughing but nobody thought it was funny.

I started singing “♫please forgive my broken art♫” still nobody laughed.

I changed my approach and said “I’m going to start a band it’s going to be called ‘The Broken Arts Club’” still nothing. I woke up

eybrow.

2009-04-22T07:44:00.000-07:00

shaving head this morning, hand slipped, shaved off most of left eyebrow. funny, i've been shaving my head for seven years and this danger has never crossed my mind.

let this be a lesson. if it's early morning and you're tired and you think "should i cut my hair today?" Don't.

Public Service Announcement *A Dream

2009-04-03T19:35:00.000-07:00

Last night I had a dream about a public service announcement.

It was a television commercial where there were short clips of different people saying things like:

"What's it to me?"
"It doesn't affect my life"
"It's not my business"

at the end the screen went black and in simple white letters it said
"If your wife is a hit-woman it IS your business and it WILL affect your life. Don't just ignore the situation."

That was the end.

meat plant.

2009-03-25T01:50:00.000-07:00

I had a dream last night that there was something called a "meat plant." It was a large succulent that looked almost exactly like a giant piece of barbecued pork. It also tasted quite a lot like it. there was a whole bunch of it growing outside my window.

I Like This.

2009-03-04T06:45:00.000-08:00

socks.

2009-02-27T15:48:00.000-08:00

one cold day when i was a child, someone told me that clean socks were warmer than dirty socks.
does this mean that on a hot day dirty socks are cooler than clean socks?

.

2008-12-26T19:11:00.000-08:00

as a child i was confident i could tell the difference between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
in which the peanut butter and jam had been spread onto opposite sides of the bread and one where they had been spread onto the same side. you see it just doesn't taste as good if you spread them onto the same side.

VS

How do you do it?

Get Ready

2008-12-22T18:02:00.000-08:00

The Thundercat Race inspired me to plan my own alleycat.
Get ready for:

Taipei's first epic alleycat. Come join us in March for the "Journey to the West" alleycat. SunYuKong, XuanZang, ZhuBaJie and ShaWuJing must travel from Changan, "The City of Perpetual Peace" to "Vulture Peak" to gather the "Three Collections of Buddhist Scripture" and bring them back to the homeland. All while traveling through deep gorges and tall mountains, all inhabited by flesh-eating demons.

Thundercat Race. Taipei's First Alleycat.

2008-12-16T22:34:00.001-08:00

Last Saturday I finally got my bike together! Still working on a name, suggestions welcomed.

It was just in time for Taipei's first ever alleycat, the Thundercat Race or 霹靂貓街頭單車賽.

Started in Ximen at a little after 10. I'm pretty sure close to 200 people came. There were some great bikes and some great riders. Oh and a crazy old man came up to me before the race and said "TWO WIFE!" and then walked away. Every minute for the next 15 minutes he would come back and sing something at me and then say "sorry" and walk away.

The checkpoints
National Taiwan University Main Gate
ZHONGXIAO FUXING Sogo Department Store
Xinyi Mitsukoshi Village Chanel Store.

Here's some pictures (most of which I didn't take)

bikes before the race:

Here comes the crazy again... quick look away:

blastoff:

the finish line:

only the finest. the finish line was in front of the Xinyi Mitsukoshi Chanel store:

blue line, the winners route. red line, my route... oops

Time to ride home:

Don't worry, I'm fine now.

2008-12-03T17:42:00.000-08:00

+ + =

Location#1: Jingmei Night Market
Time: A few weeks ago
Location#2: Cardinal Tien Hospital Emergency Room
Time: A few hours later

The food was damn good.

The food poisoning was bad.

But my Taiwan National Health Insurance got me full emergency room service (Shots, IV, X-Rays and meds) all for about USD $17. Next day I was feeling much better.

Two Dreams

2008-12-03T17:41:00.001-08:00

April 28th 2008.

I started working at Mugi Japanese Restaurant again. It had been four years since I’d been into the restaurant. I just walked in and started working like nothing had changed. They are advertising a new sushi roll “fake cream cheese and crab” roll. Many customers ask what the deal was with fake cream cheese.
“it’s a mayonnaise based substitute for those who are sensitive to dairy.”

I go to a table to take some kids’ order and they say “we’d like a few minutes to…”
And motion towards several sticks of incense they’d lit.
“I’m sorry but you can’t burn incense in here.”
“but we always do this before a meal.”
“It will set off the smoke alarms, then the sprinkler system. They’re so sensitive they even go off if we blow out all of the candles at once. We have to do it one at a time.” The kids grumble and put out their incense.

Now I’m playing in a big time soccer game. Red team against blue team. I’m on the blue team. Red team has nice fancy uniforms. We are mix and matched with whatever blue clothing we could find. I am wearing my big blue fuzzy bathrobe, no shirt. We win.

After the game I remember an old black dude in a square top hat and African fusion leisure suit approached to inform me he had won an auction to get a ride home in my classic car.

On the way out they frisk us. I shout, “woo!” when the woman touches my legs and chest.
“do you always wear this robe?”
“it’s comfortable and I can sit on it too.”
I think about how glad I am I didn’t get rid of the robe.

I dream that I wake up, remembering I DID get rid of the robe. I notice blue fuzz on my skin and think “weird…” and wake up for real this time.

December 3rd, 2008.

In a train station bathroom somewhere in Taipei I noticed a group of Japanese, (men and women) packing a couple of babies into a large roller suitcase. The babies didn’t seem to be upset but it still disturbed me. I decided I had a responsibility to say something so I said to them in Japanese そんなことしてひどくない？　(isn’t that a little cruel?)

The people said to me “not at all”… it was then that I noticed that the suitcase had a big mesh window-like air vent thing. Similar to that of the roller bag dog carriers I’ve seen… I apologized to the people saying, “hmm, I didn’t notice the vent… interesting thing you’ve go there. I guess It’s pretty convenient…”

Later that morning I was on a bus heading to work, I was on my way to teach a class at the airport, I think. Somehow I accidentally got off the bus way too early. Realizing my mistake waved for the next bus coming down the road… except it was more of a shuttle van. Inside were the Japanese people with the baby suitcases. “oh hi.”

The woman next to me asked me some questions and we discovered we were all going to the airport. I figured that splitting the shuttle ride with 7 people wouldn’t cost much more than bus fare to the airport, and it would get me there a lot faster, which I needed since I mistakenly got off the bus too early.

We stopped to take a break at Taipei station and I got out with one of the women from the shuttle, she was about to ask me a question when someone from my office came running up to me and said “飛機場找你，非常非常得找你” (The airport is looking for you! Really really looking for you!).

“I’m on my way now, and I have plenty of time, what’s the problem?”
“You have western students in your class today, they speak English fluently but they’re just there to participate. It doesn’t matter how you treat them. You can treat them bad if you want. But we just wanted you to know they’d be there…”

and then I woke up.

great.

2008-10-16T07:34:00.000-07:00

This is where it's at. Since I arrived in Taiwan I've been overwhelmed by the dominance of French wines. There's plenty of good stuff to choose from... but it's all French. I was excited to find a place with a competitive Spanish selection. Tried a couple and found THIS:

It is damn good. Big and chewy with great dark fruit and just enough earthy tannins to balance the fruit and oak. I want to keep it all for myself so I'm not going to tell you where to buy it in Taipei... But if you live here and want to try it let me know and i'll share a bottle with you. *also available in Tempranillo and Monastrell

I'm learning.

2008-09-30T18:18:00.000-07:00

This is what's happened in the last month:

Betty's Birthday Party.

You can't take your bird on the bus.

I'm learning.

Still learning.

Don't You Dare Say R.I.P.

2008-07-14T07:53:00.000-07:00

Now that we're no longer sending telegrams via Morse Code or carving letters by hand into a granite headstone, I think it's time to drop an old bad habit. When someone moves on, please respect them enough not to abbreviate your final message.

The world's oldest blogger, Olive Riley, passed away on Saturday at 108 and her people decided to save eight letters worth of typing and just say R.I.P. You don't pay for blog space by the letter, but even if you did... would it really be so bad to spend the extra eight letters worth and give the departed the send off they deserve?

Rest In Peace Olive.

Silly Funny Happy Fun Land.

2008-06-20T06:22:00.000-07:00

So anyone who's lived in a foreign country knows about the silly funny happy fun things you come across here's a few:

One of the main sources of this funtime are locals who don't get a lot of opportunities to encounter foreigners, so when the time comes they get excited and say every English word/phrase they know... for example...
Today three construction workers 75ft up a rickety scaffolding (without ropes, harnesses or any safety devices) stopped everything to shout "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?! I LOVE YOU!" all this of course while waving and blowing kisses.

I've seen more Buddhist monks/nuns here than anywhere else I've been. They're all over town; on the metro, driving cars, window shopping at the Mitsukoshi Luxury Mall. My favorite nun-experience though was in my favorite neighborhood vegetarian restaurant... I found myself sitting behind a table of nuns... and then it happened... along came the loudest nun-fart i'd ever heard. Now i know this is the only nun-fart i've ever heard but i'm confident nothing will ever top it.

oh and i came across this billboard paid for the Taiwanese Army's Recruiting Center... I think it explains itself:

good times in fun fun happy sunshine toyland.

Sad News.

2008-06-05T08:12:00.000-07:00

I've spoken a few times about the great views from our apartment complex. While the view from all of our windows is the neighboring building the view from the balcony is pretty amazing. One of the views we often enjoyed was a man living in a rad but rundown rooftop apartment. He kept pigeons in a large cage on the roof of his rooftop. Most afternoons you could see him climbing out onto the roof to feed the birds. Tonight we heard a loud crash and ran to the balcony to see that his apartment had burst into flames. He stayed on the roof for quite some time throwing buckets of water onto the overwhelming fire while neighbors brought fire extinguishers. Eventually it was too much and everyone retreated. By the time fire department arrived the fire had spread to the lower floors as well as the neighboring buildings. The fire fighters did some very impressive work putting out the fire but the rooftop man's place was gone.

Please raise a glass to Mr. Pigeon tonight, I did.

You can see him on the roof here a few weeks ago.

The roof.

2008-05-29T04:55:00.000-07:00

Our building has a shared space on the rooftop. Currently, the other tenants use it for drying laundry, growing two small potted plants and burning "ghost money."

but... look at the views from this place (pictured below), i'm buying a table and chairs and setting up camp

ruins.

2008-05-04T20:34:00.000-07:00

Taipei seems to be the home of seemingly unforgiving modern structures of glass and stone standing, neighbor to relics of crumbling brick with jungle growing from their heart. In the middle of the city center, at the core of a seemingly unresting commercial neighborhood you can find the shell of a building overwhelmed by vines. I found the remains of a brick building in Jingmei, like a crab's shell on the beach, left behind by growth or death it stands with the branches growing through its broken windows the only life left inside.

also, more ruins from the jungle near Xingfu Amusement Park.

Building in Jingmei:

same building:

Temple ruins:

Xingfu Amusement Park

2008-04-29T22:16:00.000-07:00

Yesterday in the jungle near home, came across the ruins of the Xingfu Amusement Park. I knew it was nearby, didn't realize it was this close. There's not much left now, but rumor has it Xingfu was the place to be in the 1980's

high rise living.

2008-04-28T20:37:00.000-07:00

our apartment is on the 12th of 18 floors. yesterday morning the temple down below had some kind of festival celebration. it started at 7:00 am with a parade. drums and bells and firecrackers. oh and the electrified chinese violin. a good time was had by all. there were puppet shows and dancers and nobody watching any of it. it lasted all day.

at the top of the world:

our buildings behind mr. temple:

door:

Our second choice for housing:

door:

here are some pictures

2008-04-26T18:33:00.000-07:00

pool :)

my new favorite candy bar.

pedalboats in the neighborhood

retired pedalboat

Effective International English.

2008-04-22T05:53:00.000-07:00

want to know where we work?

www.eie.com.tw

we'll be teaching business english (on-site for the most part) with different companies. the jobs will be contracted by Effective International English and our clients will vary.

now we will drink wine and celebrate.

island.

2008-04-21T19:13:00.000-07:00

We have been on this island for six days. so far i'm beginning to think it's a pretty big island. i climbed to the top of a hill and couldn't see all the way around. there is plenty to eat and the locals are quite kind and generous. one of them took us in and is letting us stay in part of his cave. we found our own cave yesterday and will move into it soon. it is a nice cave on the 12th story of a series of caves. in the area there is a pool for swimming and what resembles a library. also there is a river. here are some pictures of the area as well as the view from our cave.

there is a pedestrian bridge that crosses this river to go to the train station:

although the other windows just face the neighboring building, if we lean out on the balcony and look diagonally we have this view:

there is a beautiful commons area with a pool and this view:

more soon.

devin.